Congress Blindsides Democrats: Clinton, Comey, And 4 Others Face Criminal Charges

Lawmakers have had it with these Democrats.

In a move that shook Washington to its heart, GOP lawmakers sent out a lot of hard-hitting criminal warnings to Attorney General Jeff Sessions.

Those facing charges include some of the greatest names in the game, several of whom are from Barack Obama’s camp.

The criminal referrals in question do comprise Hillary herself (has her time finally come?) , as well as former FBI Director James Comey, who was for months on the hotseat

“Because we feel that people in positions of high authority ought to be treated the same as every other American, we want to make sure that the potential violations of law summarized under are vetted appropriately.”

They claim Comey potentially broke the law when he shielded Hillary, and for leaking classified information of his discussions with President Donald Trump to give to the media.

As for Clinton, they’re saying she’s guilty of disguising obligations to Fusion GPS, the company that produced the infamous Trump dossier.

Strzok and Page, evident Obama lackeys, interfered in the analysis of Clinton’s private email server, since they apparently tried to erase the necessary evidence.

This is a very big deal, my fellow taxpayers. At last, some of these fallacious, two-faced higher-ups are going to face charges.

Now, if only they can find these charges to adhere… Here’s hoping!