BREAKING: Hypocrite Alec Baldwin Accused Of Sexual Assault By Three Very Well Known Women

Alec Baldwin stood high atop his pillar of righteousness for months as he mocked and defamed our President. Before he was elected he called him fat and stupid and celebrated when some silly footage of him talking with the boys made liberals cry. After he was elected, Baldwin kept up the attacks, never once considering that someone might dig up some dirt on him someday.

Dig it up they did. Three prominent Hollywood actresses have come out and said that Baldwin sexually assaulted them when they were too young and new to the business to know better. According to a publicist who works with Betty White, Jon Voight, Clint Eastwood and — until recently — Kevin Spacey:

“Three women, Sarah Silverman, Amy Schumer and Lena Dunham, have all come forward and said that as soon as Baldwin found out they admired him they became targets. He would pursue them relentlessly, often showing up drunk and downright insisting on sexual favors.”

Silverman said she didn’t consider it all that bad, but that Baldwin was considerably more abusive and demanding:

“It’s Hollywood and I have a hot mouth. I got far with it. But…Alec? He left me bruised and crying. That’s not easy to do.”

Amy Schumer said he told her would make her famous “even though she was so fat” in exchange for sex, which became a nightmarish game of torture for him:

“He likes to offer up things that you might enjoy, such as a fat doob or a nice Oktoberfest. Then he turns mean. Then you scream and run. Being a woman in this town is a serious burden.”

Lena Dunham refused to answer questions or make a statement because “last time she mentioned something about abuse conservatives turned her into a child molester.”

That’s because she is.

We’ll keep you updated on this developing story as it unfolds.